A recent study has shown that high levels of Lactose are causing test scores to drop and students to become too hyper. In an effort to control the problem, the Mooville School Board made the decision Friday to permanatly ban milk from school. Many parents and students were shocked to hear the decision made by the board and have promised to take a stand against it.

    Research conducted at Utterman University has shown that students who consume large quantities of lactose generally have lower test scores. Also, the research has shown that students who consume too much lactose become extremely hyper in class. Many teachers have complained about students mooing in class while they are trying to teach. Mr. Bullregard, a grazeology  teacher at Mooville high had this to say:

"Students that consume milk at lunch or before school have become increasingly disruptive in class.............it is getting out of hoof!"

    Mrs. Fondaliza Price, Superintendent of Mooville Schools, says that "the decision was made with the well being of the students in mind. It is unfortunate that the communtiy feels against the decision. We hope a meeting schedualed for Monday, May 29 will clearify any missunderstandings about the new rules."

    Updates on the rules will be posted prior to the schedualed meeting. The board is encouraging all parents to attend and share their opinions.